Team Fortress 2 Update: Now With More Hats!

Richard Feeney here.  Head feeling a little cold?  Is the whir of passing bullets screwing up your new hairdo?  Well, the fine folks at Valve would like to offer you a special new deal for all you Team Fortress 2 owners – new hats!

That’s right, guys.  For a not-so-limited time only, the experts at Valve have introduced their latest and greatest update to the critically acclaimed multiplayer shooter, Team Fortress 2.  Even years after release, that same great team gameplay you know and love is getting tweaked and updated.  So what are these new exciting updates, you ask?   Well, hats, and hats galore!  Until now, thanks to an absurdly low drop rate, only the luckiest of players and the most dedicated grinders were spotted sporting these special headgear pieces.  With this new update, though, comes new features and a tweaked drop rate, ensuring that no TF2 player will be able to go hatless for much longer.

But wait, there’s more!

If you act now, we – well, Valve – will throw in an entirely new map for you!  Titled Arena Offblast, the new map is a mountain top arena featuring a central missile silo capture point and a long fall for anyone foolish enough to stray too close to its sheer cliffsides.

Still not enough, you say?  Check back in here at OLC as Valve continues their Classless update (that is, unless they decide to continue their now-standard class updates) as the deals continue!

The First Ever Classless Update – Team Fortress 2 blog